Monthly Archives: September 2009

I HOPE You Never Ask This PRICELESS Question

This summer, I had the privilege of spending three weeks in Washington, D.C. I had visited before, but being older, I was able to take from it a greater appreciation. It’s almost surreal being in Washington; imagining that the most powerful people in the country work within a 10-mile radius. One of the most interesting experiences that I had in Washington occurred within the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History.

Within the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History, the Hope Diamond rests in its own case. When I walked into the room that hosted the Hope Diamond, I couldn’t see it because of all the people. After much work, I squeezed myself into the group of people surrounding the casing. It truly did surprise me how different the Hope Diamond was from how I imagined it; I always thought it would be this shiny clear rock comparable to the size of a fist. In reality, it was about the size of a gumball and wasn’t clear, but purple!?

My curiosity began to kick in. As I’m looking at this rock encased in about three inches of bullet proof glass, I start to wonder exactly what the value of the diamond is. I look around and see a guard standing against a wall.

I approach the guard and ask, “How much is the Hope Diamond worth?” He says, “It’s priceless.” I obviously didn’t think was a reasonable answer, so I asked again in a sort of different way, “How much money is the Hope Diamond worth?” Again, I hear the reply, “It’s priceless.”

Seeing that I’m not going to get an answer out of this guy, I thank him for his time, and then search for someone else to answer my question. On the other side of the room, there stood another guard. I casually walked up and asked the same question: “How much money is the Hope Diamond worth?” He responded, “Your life.” This time, however, I took the hint and moved on.

For the record, Diamond Cutters value the price of the Hope Diamond at $250,000,000.

ATM, Hunger, Exhaustion

This weekend I was celebrating a friend’s birthday. The party was for a girl, and she decided to have a sleepover. Because she was a girl, all of the guys (myself included) had to leave after her dad left.

By the time I left, it was about one o’clock in the morning. I got a case of the munchies and decided to stop by McDonald’s. But, being the “responsible and aware” young person that I am, I wanted to go to the ATM and check my balance before I used my debit card.

Once at the ATM, I went through motions of entering my security information, when finally, the receipt with my balance surfaced, and I saw that I had more than enough to enjoy my midnight feast.

I went ahead and drove next door and went through the drive through. I gave my order, and pulled up to the window. Opening up my wallet to pay, however, made my stomach drop. I had quickly come to the realization that I had never taken my debit card from the machine. I told the clerk that I would be right back and I ran (literally) next door to my bank’s ATM. Needless to say, it wasn’t there.

I went back to my car and told the clerk what had happened. He was very understanding, but without any cash to my name, I had to leave without my chicken nuggets :(

I drove home nauseously worried. I hoped that the ATM had eaten the card, but the possibility still existed that it had been stolen. As soon as I arrived home, I ran up to my room and called MasterCard. After the third connection, I was directed to the correct agent who cancelled my card. Thankfully, no transactions were reported.

Maybe I was just tired, maybe I was just excited for some McDonald’s, or maybe it was a combination of both. However it happened, I never got my food and now have to wait two weeks for a new card. I don’t really know if there’s a moral to this story, but I do know this could have been much worse.

Update: Great news. I dropped by my bank on the next business day. I told them what happened and a couple days later I received my card in the mail.

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